All those around you will bow down when you swing ol'Mjolnir into the party. Whip and crackle that bottle open with a satisfying snap.
That sorry bottle cap will never know what hit'em. And when you finally put Mjolnir in your pocket all the ladies will be wondering about that bulge.
It's guaranteed all your buddies will want a crack at it. But you already know only one will be worthy.
Due to high demand and limited quantities please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.