If you love cats and beer now you can have the best of both worlds. Introducing the One-Armed Cat Bottle Opener!
This one will definitely be a conversation starter when you pull it from your kitchen drawer.
Your real cat will be slightly confused at the oddity.
The arm, which is made of re-enforced plastic, is made to comfortably contour around your hands. You'll have no trouble opening up hundreds bottles over the years.
Due to high demand and limited quantities please allow 2 to 3 weeks for delivery.